Had the pleasure of Lady Jezabelle and her cousin Zebora this weekend, heres a couple of my fave pics so far! what do peeps think?

Rawwwwwwwwk! The People, My lovely lady lestacia1982</lj>  Paul (AKA Siguror) and the wonderfully mad Marianna and of course myself, the Venue Olivers pub in Ashton, The time.. Friday night.. just after an incredibly baaaaaaad Mc donalds.. the event PIRATE F**K'n METAL!!!  ALESTORM LIVE!!!!

The venue was a little small but then thats what makes some gigs better and this was no exception!!!

The Crowd were restless and waiting with baited breath as the first support act Redshift took the stage.. The first song played and "THE CROWD WENT.........." to the bar! they were a tad awful and not even remotely piratey :( bitterly dissapointing!

However all was not lost and misplaced faith turned to hope as the second act took the stage donning Pirate Gear it was the Skull Branded Pirates!! Whom i found out that night that one of my friends is big pals with! THEY ROCKED i think i got some pretty good pics but i havent properly reviewed as of yet! but the bad was really good shredding out piratey tunes which kept us all rockin away while chuckling at songs such as SALTY JIM. Salty Jim is in fact the Lobster king a giant 6ft lobster and as i was informed by my friend when they played a previous gig, they made the DJ of Rock of ages were a Giant Paper Mache Lobster outfit!! lol!



Praise Be To Salty Jim a deity in his own right!

Piraty see shanty music played as Alestorm made their way through the crowd and took their places on stage, the Music came toward its climatic finale and Chris opened his mouth to bellow some words of which the crwod heard nothing! as the mike was fooked lol!  Problem sorted and alestorm went to play an awesome gig even playing parts from Van halens JUMP and  What do you do with a drunken sailor for encores lol Genius. As far as pics goes.. Forget it!!! it was that packed you had no chance to get an angle lol which is kewl cos it gave me more time to enjoy the band!  My appreciation for gigs at smaller venues has most definatly grown!! F**Kin awesome :)

On the way back to the car the wonderfully mad Marianna and Paul, played tourist and Paul took pics of Marianna stood by everything from a card board box to Market stalls.. Till we saw Canons!!! i had to have a play with this shot got the Soulstealer out and rattle a couple o shots of!!!  This is one of em that ive tinkered with an Extreme version of Bonnie and Clyde lol!

RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWKK!!!!

Cheers for taking me out My lady!

Had a wonderful Christmas and New years break, Spent New Year over with the in laws in wales and had a great time.
We returned home today to find however that one of our little Ratties wasnt too well. He had a large absess growing at the side of his face.
To cap it off the absess had started to burst and a foul smelling yellow puss (not unlike the consistancy of custard) was leaking out of it. So we took our little Jacob to the Rat doctor who squeezed the rest of this material out of his absess. That was it my stomach was turning and began to feel rather nausious and clocked lestacia1982  out the corner of my eye looking quite the same way. I was amazed at how much CUSTARD came out.... Its still turning mi stomach thinking about it. Tea is gonna consist of chocolate biscuits as anything that has some kind of sauce just isnt gonna settle tonight!

Well having been spending quite some time on Guitar hero! i was inspired to create this image from a series of images
that i shot of Penny Dreadful.
I thought id share it and see what the general concensous thought of it.

Please.... Be Gentle

Spent most of my time lately either Photoshopping or praying to the God of Refuse via the porceline telephone!
It feels like ive been living on a stable diet of blow my arse off curry!. I'll be as skinny as Kate Moss by the time this bug has passed and i'll have the Joys of either a Verbal or Written warrning on returning to work as its " Company Policy" that you recieve this illustrious gift if you have more than two occasions off in a rolling year! To be honest it because of company chuffing policy im in this mess in the first place, the management have got the eejits on the factory floor twitching and therefore when they get these highly contagious bugs rather than go off ill as they should they come to work and spread it to the rest of the work force. The people i affectionatly term P.C.B's (Plague Carrying B*stards) Work in a very closed off and secluded environment so if one person gets something everyone gets it! It pisses me off how companies can get away with having such a policy!

Rant Over and deeply pissed off!

"Mr Kain Currently talking shite down the porceline phone again"

Well, Courtesy of my disease spreading workplace i find myself a little bored :( so i thought id have a good ol tinker with photoshop and see what i come up with! these pics feature D3mon in a Max Payne style shot and another pic of Alrune taken in Whitby :)

Any thoughts?



D3Mon as MAX PAYNE



Alrune at Whitby.

After swearing that i'll never create a live journal account because quite frankly i was being a lazy twat. Eventually after what has seemed like years of saying nope.. I finally decided to give it a go and swallow my pride, Ok OK so lestacia1982  attacked me with a cattle prod too from which my hair is still stood on end. Basically this is a quick message to say high to all those people who's lives i will be peering into while im on here!

Laters TK